“Wait…a Muggle healer? What do you need to see one of those for?”

“Oh, Ronald…”

“Isn’t St. Mungo’s good enough? You’re not dying or anything, are you?”

“For Merlin’s sake, Ron, I already told you-”

“I don’t get it. What do you need a Muggle healer-“

Doctor, Ron.”

“What d’ya need a doctor for that St. Mungo’s can’t help you with?”

“Ron…we’re having a baby.”

“We…what?